(wrote this in exactly three minutes, i should really go to bed, or do my biochem lab record, but hey, if i don't procrastinate, who else will? this is for all you people who complained that i wasn't posting. my apologies. this isn't much but it's a tad longer than the last three posts put together (learn to love line breaks!) so yeah. off to bed, cheerio!)
just because
you're not in my pictures yet
does not mean
you're not part of my movie
the movie of my life, you know
you know you have a starring role
and we need it to fade out on the slow embrace at the end
all good movies end with that kind of stuff
the movies that don't end depressingly, that is
hey, we're not a depressing movie
not the kind you watch and then
you want to blow up a building or drink yourself to sleep
because you're too frustrated and/or too sad with the state of the world
no
we're that kind of movie
that'll make people give loose change to hobos on the street
that'll make people sing in the rain
that'll make people name sleds after flowers, say it before they die
that'll make people happy
happiness is what
makes the world go round.
aside from all that angular momentum, but we're not talking about that right now.
I always wanted to be in a chick flick,I wouldn't mind being the sidekick, they're the ones who get to be happy throughout, without any of the hiccups.
ReplyDeleteBetter. Much.
ReplyDeletei like depressing movies. An excuse to drink.
ReplyDeleteSpriha, besides, the sidekicks almost always land the hot guy's hot best friend. Depending on casting, you may just get lucky. And depending on script, YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH THE LEAD. Man, chick flicks are so one-dimensional sometimes.
ReplyDeleteShalmi, Aww, gee, it's all for yoouuuu.
Anoorag, you could drink to happy movies. Make a drinking game out of smiles and you're all set. :D
The ones with two best friends in the lead never work out,none of them end up happy,plus they don't have enough screen time to show the awesomeness that the best friend's life will be.The hot guy's best friend is usually way awesomer any way and has less issues, so I'm happy.
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