I'll be air, I'll be fire

Happy 2010. This year I've resolved to be more grown-up. Allow me to retain the ambiguity of that resolution, I shall call upon it several times in 364 days. I will be a calm, beauteous, serendipitious, wonderful awesome person and everyone will wonder, "Ohmy, where did she come from?" to which I shall calmly, beauteously, serendipitiously and wonderfully awesomely answer, "Calcutta, originally."

I shall also be healthy and not live my life on Nissin Cup Noodles.

I shall get a decent haircut the next time I go. I lack spine in the hairdresser's chair, and the fool will always cut it all in the same length and in two weeks my hair starts looking triangular. Wasn't I supposed to leave behind all this awkwardness at 16?

I'm thinking of running away to Livejournal for a bit, and bring some drama into the whole WP-Blogger relationship. Will you hate me forever or read my stuff anyway when I force you to? let me know. I'm going to go make an account anyway.