I've overdosed on chick flicks, chili cheese spread, Bingo Tomato Triangles, transatlantic phone calls and innuendo.
The post office lady at IndiaPost, v. Vellore is inquisitive to the bone mind you. Miiiind ittt.
Not to mention batshit-crazy. HOW, you tell me, is registered post faster than Speedpost? Speedpost is supposed to be Speedier, hence the name.
Right?
If you hear Anushka laugh about the colour yellow ever, then it's probably my fault. It's not my fault blondes are weird.
No, I'm not drunk, fuck you.
I miss having my own room because sometimes I want to sing My Chemical Romance at the top of my voice and pretend to be all heartbroken and angsty. "AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS IN MY ARMS SHE DIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS SHE DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS". Rather therapeutic.
One line that always gets stuck in my head is that Beatles song - "I want you, I want you so bad, it's driving me mad, it's driving me mad".
Sexy hai, kaafi sexy hai.
I made a Bangla version of I Want You. Its called Ami Tomake Chai.
ReplyDeleteAmi tomake eto kharap kore chai ki ota amake paagol kore dichche, paagol kore dichche, amake paagol kore dichche?
ReplyDeleteYou useless little... GO STUDY PLANT PHYSIO! :D
Your bangla's improved but it needs work. It's ami tomake baaje bhabe chai. Different connotation of bad. And ohmygod, 'she's so heavy' would be 'she ki bhari' :O
ReplyDeleteBut you haven't heard a certain person sing 'Oh Darleeng' and 'Gaarl' Kumar Shanu style. THAT is lengedary material. Someday you will.
Oh, and it's not me.
ReplyDeleteOH, and innuendo Gaana, or innuendos?
Innuendo as in innuendo. Bad words etcetera.
ReplyDelete*legendary
And wait, is it Sunny, are we playing twenty questions or something?
Its actually, Ami Tomake Chai, Eto Baaje bhabhe chaiiiiii, Je Pagol Hoye Jai. Isnt the poetry just kilaaar? :D
ReplyDeleteWhy yes it is quite charming. *fake plastic smile*
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