Around the time you were being less interesting

From what I remember, this is what happened at 3am last night -

"So, like, that burning bush. Moses. He burnt a bush of marijuana, right?"

"No?"

"Of course he did. And I'll tell you why. All those Jews were mass-tripping when they said the Red Sea parted. How the hell does a sea part?"

"*Reads out the Wikipedia entry on the Red Sea.*"

"The Red Sea cannot part. Unless it's like.. two oceans facing each other and having simultaneous low tides. All the Jews were stoned. They thought the Red Sea was parting and tried to cross it and then they drowned. THAT is why there are so few Jews in the world."

"I'm pretty sure HITLER had something to do with the Jewish population."

"No. Shuttup. I'm being very profound right now."

"Go on."

"So Moses burnt a bush of weed and the Jews died thinking a sea parted. Also they have big noses from inhaling all that weed. And.. and that's why they're so susceptible to such a host of genetic disorders."

"..."

"Yeah that's what I thought."

Been reading quite a bit of Neruda this morning. And writing notes about solid waste management (you know, poo handlage.). Everyone else is busy studying, but I have an English paper tomorrow, so HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Inside Joke -
Amoeba is a Hero. We must try to be. Like the Amoeba.